A Man and his Machines

True story. My colleague was on his way home from work when his panicked wife called from Rite Aid. She needed reinforcements, stat.

He immediately changed course and met her there, only to witness this debacle:



I am amazed to report that he successfully negotiated with his son and they *gasp* actually left RiteAid WITHOUT buying any cars, trucks, or other small items made in China that would immediately break apart and become an irresistable item to pop into one's mouth and possibly choke upon.

I want to take lessons from this man. Stat.