Statistics

• Number of attendees at Monkey's birthday party yesterday morning: 17 (including the guest of honor and her parents)
• Number of screaming banshee toddlers in attendance: 6
• Number of cupcakes baked & decorated: 24
• Number of cupcakes lost in the sprinkler: 1
• Number of cupcakes dumped on the ground: 3
• Number of cupcakes Monkey personally consumed in lieu of a real lunch: 2
• Number of toddlers that were stripped down to just their diapers in the sprinkler by the end of the party: 2
• Number of possibly inappropriate books/toys received: 3
• Number of toddlers that attempted to (cough* steal* cough!) leave the party with Monkey's new tambourine: 3
• Number of photos I took: L*ord only knows, but my camera was groaning by the time I was done with it...
• Amount of fun that was had? Unmeasurable.