After a few wry comments, such as "your blog has a lot of attitude" (well, duh!), The King said that he wasn't pleased with his nickname on the site.
I use nicknames to protect our identities. Friend and family already know who we are...it's the rest of you lurkers I'm avoiding. Just to be clear.
So, since The King doesn't like his nickname, I think we should have a contest. The person who suggest the winning nickname gets:
- lifelong bragging rights
- the ability to gloat over us non-creative types
- a measure of infamy
- but wait, there's more! we even want you have to have this six in one kitchen tool! (oh, sorry, channeling the late-night standard from my youth, the ginsu knife ad...)
So drink your morning coffee, put on your thinkin' hat, and whip me up some creative nicknames for my beloved husband. For MY HUBBY. (yes, that's for you, ChaChi Lu.....just to make your hair stand on end.....).
3 comments:
Well, this one's easy. His proper nickname, in our little world, is "easy." I'm "killer" and he's "easy." As in "easy, killer," which he exclaims whenever I get overhyped about something, like about the fact that the Packers are 4-0, or the fact that the Mets stink and blew an impossible-to-blow lead, or the latest and greatest x-box game, etc. If he and I go bowling together, his score card line reads "easy" and mine reads "killer." Playing mini golf? His score card line reads "easy" and mine reads "killer."
Anyway, that's his nickname. If the blog commissioner doesn't select it, I won't begrudge her. But that's his nickname and I'm sticking to it.
Killer
I can't reply on your blog b/c my CPU thinks I'm Japanese. JP server and all. OVER IT!
Anyway, you nailed it....as I sit here and drink my coffee slowly ending my time at MontHell I ponder the question at hand. Of course my earilst memory of M* is "M* M* the Weatherman" So I'll start there.
"10 % Chance of thunder & lightning" - too long
"Thunder & Lightning" while flexing arm. - hmmm also too long
"Looks at clouds"
....???
Rain maker
"Go ahead, honk at my if you want to die"
"Loves Honking"
Hunky Honker - uhg that's bad
Anti-Honk
Mr. Monkey
OGOHOHOHOHH!!! How about " Mr. Peanuts"!! Peanuts did this, peanuts did that....hmmmm. Well we wouldn't want to give away superman's kryptonite. Lurkers don't need tangible ammo.
How about "Dusty", on account of his dry sense of humor.
"Porch"
Ho ho, too much sleeping around the apartment while it is quiet has made me miss some of these always hard hitting investigative journalism pieces! Geraldo, watch out, a new sheriff is in town!
I vote for "the guy who doesn't pay as much attention to me as he used to."
If that is too long, how about simply the "The Sperminator." Sounds tough yet descriptive, no?
How about King Monkey or the Big Banana? What man wouldn't want to be called "The Big Banana"?
I think you have put too much pressure on us. He needs to come up with 3 possible solutions and we, your faithful and loving readers, get to take a vote on those three versus "The King." After all, we live in a democratic society, though so do the Iranians. Perhaps after we pick a name, they will ask him to also speak where you work!
Bah, my paws are starting to ache from all this typing. Just remember give me some damn kibble, a scratch behind both my ears, and stop moving so much when you sleep, would you?
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