How do I love thy insanity? Let me count the ways...

5 Ways I know that Monkey is still an insane toddler:

1. She turned a lovely hue of magenta last night, sobbing because I would not let her chew on the nail clipper. Maybe fuchsia?....nope, it was magenta.
2. She likes country music. And western. Which is wrong.
3. When prompted to give either me or her dad a "kiss" she headbutts us. Gently.
4. She sleeps arse up. Literally hunched on her knees.
5. She won't wear her mittens. But my gloves? Hooboy, now those are sweet!