Hello, is there anybody out there? Just shout if you can hear me....

There are two ways that Monkey wakes up:

• Crying:

Boo hoo hoo everyone hates that method.

• Asking for our presence:

By which I mean that she wakes up, stands up in her crib, turns the light on in her room, and then, at the top of her lungs, yells "hello!" until we come get her. It's hard not to giggle, being summoned like that........