Rules

My sister in law sent me a cute email the other day, entitled "Rules for Toddlers" and it was exactly what you think it would be - a cute exposé of the petty tyrants we live with (also known as insane toddlers, germ breeders, etc.).

I was thinking what Monkey's rules would be, and this is what I came up with......

1.) If it is vertical, climb it.

2.) If it makes noise, shake it.

3.) If it creates a mess, do it.

4.) If the desired answer is yes, say no.

5.) If the desired answer is no, say yes.

And,

6.) If it makes mom or dad laugh, do it 100 times in a row..............


Guess we better stop giggling when Monkey runs around the apartment naked.....