My own personal alarm clock

Today is the third day in a row that Monkey has started her day at 5am.

I am SO not a morning person.

This morning, sitting at my desk I realized that I had:

1. forgotten to put on deoderant, and
2. gotten toothpaste all over the front of my black sweater.

So I went to the bathroom to fix those two issues.

And then, after I got back from the bathroom? A colleague came to my office and asked if my skirt had a zipper in the back.

Because, ahem, it "might" be open. (She's a very polite grandma, not one to say something that *cough* might embarrass anyone....)


Do you think it was the sight of my BRIGHT purple underwear flashing her that tipped her off to my sartorial misstep?

Yeah, me too.