Viva la resistance!

Monkey has apparently been watching the history channel when we weren't paying attention, and has learned from Mahatma Gandhi's biography the tenets of non-violent resistance. She employs these methods when confronted by racism, sexism, apartheid, the war in Iraq, George Bush's policy drivel, hedge fund's taxation at 15%, and other offensive and/or morally repugnant activities.

Recent offensive activities include:

• changing of poopy diaper
• combing of hair
• wearing of clean clothing

When confronted with an undesired activity, she goes limp and flops to the floor like a wet noodle.

She's fighting the power, man.